The Most Ridiculous Omani Web Business Idea (That will probably be bought by hundreds of stupid Omani individuals and companies)

July 7th, 2008 | Posted in Omani Websites

The most ridiculous idea for the day is the ‘Omani Directory for Internet Websites’. A person decided that the best way to find the URL of an INTERNET website is by consulting a PRINTED book that has all the addresses of Omani websites. The idea is so ridiculous because the WEB is supposed to be the tool that helps you find things when you do not know where you are. This guy is advertising on the daily newspaper like there is no tomorrow about his latest awesome project and all of you guys have to go out now and ask him to add your websites to the directory.

How many people do you think know how to use the internet but have never heard of Google or Yahoo? We already have hundreds of useless ‘Online Directories for Omani Websites’ in Arabic, this person thought that he will take them to the NEXT LEVEL by PRINTING ONE out!

The ‘Directory’ will have ALL the URLs of government website, company websites, AND personal websites in Oman, but, wait for this one, you will have to pay to get your URL in the directory. The Directory will also provide advertising spaces than can cost as high as RO 1000+.

But you know what the funny thing is? I think that a lot of Omani people might buy it, stupid Omani companies and government bodies that know nothing about the Internet will probably pay to get their address in the book, and will not mind paying to get a ‘handy’ copy of it around when they ‘need’ one.

There are tens of new websites coming up on daily basis even here in Oman, there is no way somebody can catch up with the number of new websites out there and there is absolutely no way to track which of these have expired, are suspended, or are still alive.

I am not if we are witnessing the situation where (a) a smart person realised that the public is so stupid they will by any stupid product, or (b) a stupid person is selling a product that he does not realise is stupid to stupid customers!

Ironically enough, I am not able to find the URL of the *official* website of the Omani Directory of Internet Website, a hard copy of it would’ve helped. LOL! (Seriously though, I do not know the name of the company or even the proper name of the ‘project’, an advert has been running for it on all Arabic dailypapers for the past week or two).

The real thing that Omani websites need is learning Search Engine Optimization and NOT stupid offline directories. Search enginers are the gateways to all the internet traffic. If you cannot be easily found on Google your wesbite’s existence is not counted.

  • meteor
    that pic you put really discribes my reaction when first reading the ad. & what really surprises me they are putting that ad dailyyyy!!! :O


    u r so funny

    well written blog & keep it up
  • Blue Chi
    Hey Suburban, thanks for passing by. They are running the ad on daily basis in the classifieds, I feel like checking with them on how it went, but I think that this will be too evil! :P
  • Suburban
    I saw the (shockingly mis-spelled)advert for that and almost died laughing. I cut it out to post on my blog under the heading "words Fail Me" but never got around to it. Great post!
  • marpie
    Ou dude awesome :D you compeled me to laugh many times while reading this! :D nicely written
  • Blue Chi
    Anon, of course there are no such books on Amazon. There is a difference between website review books and this thing. This book is a DIRECTORY (like a telephone directory), and it is pointless because it CANNOT contain all the Omani websites (are we counting blogs) and because it is impossible to update. It is a waste of money, time, and paper. I thought that I will share it with the readers of my blog because it is so amusingly ridiculous.
  • Yasir
    hehehe recently your posts have been pure gold of sheer honesty
    keep up the good work

    but considering the region and the country we live in this makes perfect sense.

    SOME people always look at internet-related stuff to be scary and too difficult.

    i wont be surprised that some people will keep this book next to their PCs and will ONLY use websites that appear in the book.
  • Omanymous
    This is just a way to make money out of ads ... no one will even use this thing ... but i all honesty .. you cannot find a good listing of Omani Businesses online ... you always have to go back to the good old phone book !
  • Kishor Cariappa
    There is so much of money floating around, I think this guy will make some quick bucks. For all their "404/page not found errors", ministries will be more than willing to have their WWW listed in the printed book. Imagine spelling erros creeping in URLs of the printed copies...I can't wait for that book :)
  • Amjad
    wow ..


    fees for as high as 150 rials and ads costing as high as 1500 rials???



    lol. this must be crazy.



    but as you said, a lot of stupid companies and individuals will buy that :)
  • Blue Chi
    OMG! I found a copy of the advert today and I thought that I'll call this company that is making this thing up just for the fun of it.


    First of all, you need to check out their webpage.



    The deadline for submitting websites is next month and the directory will supposedly be released in September.
  • NiGhTFaCe
    Are they serious?! =S
  • Al-Maawali
    AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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