Victoria – This is Me!
Victoria is a bored school girl that was hanging out with a couple of her rapper friends (Mc Ni and Helico) with whom she decided to record a music album. They grabbed some of their favourite music CDs and went to the school’s AV room to make their album, got some beats from here and there, wrote some lines that might go with the music, and actually made a CD! Later on the same day, they distributed their album all over bittorrent websites so that people can listen to their fun experiments.
^^ this was the only explanation I could think of when I heard this album, I searched all over the web to know who the hell is Vicotria, her album can’t be found on Amazon or anywhere else. The album actually sounds good at the start, or lets say the first 20 seconds of it, using Ashanti’s Foolish beat in the intro sounded crazy, I think that Victoria can sing, maybe if somebody taught her how to, however, the rest of the album was horrible, the first actual song sounded… wrong, later on the thing just sounds stupid, I was laughing as I listened to the rest of the albums, not only that the lyrics were LAME, but she doesn’t even know how to sing. It got really irritating and I had to force myself to listen to the whole thing to give her a chance. She covered the Eagle’s “Hotel California” and the classic “Killing Me Softly” (this one in a foreign language). All of her lyrics are just lame, she was using all these quotes from other songs, like.. “At the Taj Mahal, you told me I’m beautiful, no matter what they say” and some other shit, and she kept on pimping herself as she cursed, shat, and squeaked. “I aint no ho, this is a club, so if you don’t like it, just go”.. and all the shake shake shake, until the break of dawn. I am not sure if I should talk about the freaky freaky Timbaland wannabe featured and the other two rappers onboard. This must’ve been the most horrible funniest album I’ve heard in a while.
I sincerely thought that this was an album produced in the way I described earlier, but I checked my download file once more, and I found a scanned image of the CD front and back artwork, they had put her website’s address and it seems that Victoria is a real artist, she is Czech…
http://www.victoriamusic.cz (Website doesn’t work in Firefox!?)
Luckily, this album cannot be found anywhere outside the Czech Republic…
1. Intro
2. Cry
3. Bounce
4. Breath
5. Hotel California
6. Sexy Featuring Helico
7. Jelous
8. Leave Your comments
9. Ooh Ooh Featuring Mc Ni
10. Thank You
11. Kridla 04
12. Cry (DJ KIP Remix)
13. Outro
